Terrorists Who Suck

I haven't posted an update to Terrorists Who Suck in a while. These posts are reserved for those who are the Wylie Coyotes of the terrorist world. They are too stupid to even do basic terrorist stuff. So, the latest update from the bottom of the gene pool, it looks like Moe and Curly Howard and Larry Fine have been reincarnated in Iraq. It looks like we also got Uncle Charley and My Three Sons rolled up too.


Title:
ONE TERRORIST KILLED, TWO WOUNDED TRYING TO PLACE AN IED; CF FIND WEAPONS CACHE
Release Date:
7/8/2006
Release Number:
06-07-08PF
Description:
Multi-National Corps – Iraq
Press Release
Public Affairs Office, Camp Victory
APO AE 09342


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
RELEASE No. 20060708-09
July 8, 2006

1 terrorist killed, 2 wounded trying to place an IED; CF find weapons cache

AL YUSUFIYAH, Iraq – One terrorist was killed and two were wounded when the improvised-explosive device they were trying to emplace detonated near Al Yusufiyah Wednesday afternoon.
Following a search of the area nearby, Iraqi army soldiers from 4th Battalion, 4th Brigade, 6th Iraqi Army Division, found the two wounded terrorists at a sheik’s house and offered to medically evacuate them to their patrol base.
One of the terrorists fled the scene.
Iraqi authorities detained the other wounded man after he was provided medical attention. Also detained were the sheik and his three sons, who were receiving suspicious phone calls.
While searching the house, Multi-National Division – Baghdad Soldiers from Company D, 1st Battalion, 506th Infantry Regiment, discovered a weapons cache consisting of five rocket-propelled grenade launchers, five anti-personnel mines, four RPG rounds, three 60mm mortar rounds and two cans of .50 caliber rounds.

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FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS RELEASE, CONTACT THE MULTI-NATIONAL DIVISION - BAGHDAD PUBLIC AFFAIRS NCO IN CHARGE, MASTER SGT. ERIC LOBSINGER AT: eric.lobsinger@mnd-b.army.mil, COMMERCIAL: (914) 822-8174 OR IRAQNA 011-964-790-192-4675.