Oh Boo Hoo
It seems that the Dems are a little upset over a mini-series set to air on ABC about the events leading up to 9/11/01. The bone of contention appears to be that the producers intend to intersperse the drama (that's made up stuff for those in you of Melrose) with actual facts. [gasp, shudder, okay I'm over it]
Slick Willie and the rest of the DNC have called out the propaganda arm of the party and MSM is blasting ABC for daring to use truth when discussing the Clinton administration. It is understandable that they would be apoplectic over anything resembling the truth of his administration. I mean, they've worked so hard to revise history that they can't tolerate any cracks in the facade. Here are some facts as we know them:
1. Clinton was mired in a scandal and facing impeachment over his indelicacies with a chubby White House intern. (I know that I didn't have to put chubby but I did - I could have said fat)
2. In between oral copulations with said fat chick, Clinton got a call from Sudan (Melrose that's a country in Africa not a town in west Texas) offering to arrest Osama bin Laden and extradite him to the US to get him out of their country. SOMEBODY - Sandy Berger, Billy Boy, Monica (but I doubt it was her; her mouth was full), answered the phone and said nope, we don't want OBL, we've got an overweight ball licker right here.
3. Clinton became fixated with OBL and asked about him everyday, or so he and Berger say. That was smart to testify to that assertion before the 9/11 Commission because now it is a matter of Congressional record and is considered a fact. Even if they totally made it up.
4. Monica decided to have her dress mounted and hung on a wall in her new double-wide that Willie was going to buy her.
5. After OBL blows up the African embassies, Willie finds out what OBL really stands for and fondles Ms Willey.
6. Willie is waiting for all of this to blow over when Juanita Broderick calls and tells him that she's late. *wink, wink*
7. Willie decides to do something to appear to be involved and strong so he starts a bombing campaign in Yugoslavia and sends some ambassadors from San Francisco to change the country. We ended up with Bosnia and Hertzigovinia (sp). *NOTE: The ambassadors parlayed this into their own TV show called Queer Eye for the dictator.
8. Sandy Berger realizes that some of this might be recorded somewhere and goes to the national archives to see. While there he found a discarded Subway chicken teriyaki sandwich and stuffed it into his pants. Somehow, the sandwich had been wrapped in top secret documents verifying that Hillary is a lesbian.
These are just a few of the facts that Clinton doesn't want you to know.
DISCLAIMER: Dramatic License was taken with some of the information in this post to render it effective and accessible for its readers.
Slick Willie and the rest of the DNC have called out the propaganda arm of the party and MSM is blasting ABC for daring to use truth when discussing the Clinton administration. It is understandable that they would be apoplectic over anything resembling the truth of his administration. I mean, they've worked so hard to revise history that they can't tolerate any cracks in the facade. Here are some facts as we know them:
1. Clinton was mired in a scandal and facing impeachment over his indelicacies with a chubby White House intern. (I know that I didn't have to put chubby but I did - I could have said fat)
2. In between oral copulations with said fat chick, Clinton got a call from Sudan (Melrose that's a country in Africa not a town in west Texas) offering to arrest Osama bin Laden and extradite him to the US to get him out of their country. SOMEBODY - Sandy Berger, Billy Boy, Monica (but I doubt it was her; her mouth was full), answered the phone and said nope, we don't want OBL, we've got an overweight ball licker right here.
3. Clinton became fixated with OBL and asked about him everyday, or so he and Berger say. That was smart to testify to that assertion before the 9/11 Commission because now it is a matter of Congressional record and is considered a fact. Even if they totally made it up.
4. Monica decided to have her dress mounted and hung on a wall in her new double-wide that Willie was going to buy her.
5. After OBL blows up the African embassies, Willie finds out what OBL really stands for and fondles Ms Willey.
6. Willie is waiting for all of this to blow over when Juanita Broderick calls and tells him that she's late. *wink, wink*
7. Willie decides to do something to appear to be involved and strong so he starts a bombing campaign in Yugoslavia and sends some ambassadors from San Francisco to change the country. We ended up with Bosnia and Hertzigovinia (sp). *NOTE: The ambassadors parlayed this into their own TV show called Queer Eye for the dictator.
8. Sandy Berger realizes that some of this might be recorded somewhere and goes to the national archives to see. While there he found a discarded Subway chicken teriyaki sandwich and stuffed it into his pants. Somehow, the sandwich had been wrapped in top secret documents verifying that Hillary is a lesbian.
These are just a few of the facts that Clinton doesn't want you to know.
DISCLAIMER: Dramatic License was taken with some of the information in this post to render it effective and accessible for its readers.
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