Monday, October 13, 2008

New Medical Crisis: Obanity

This is an urgent message about a huge medical crisis that is spreading across our country. This is a new mental illness that threatens the very foundation of our country. The symptoms are pretty much the same: a visceral hatred of G.W. Bush, an unfounded loathing of Sarah Palin, or an ignorant acceptance of the left wing media mantra of the Obama worship.

Yes, I've heard about all of the conspiracy theories on both sides. But there is a wide-spread ignorance of what and who Barack Obama is. I don't mean a lack of knowledge, although there is plenty of that. No, as more comes to light about Obama and his true past, not the covered-up, manufactured, Manchurian candidate that MSM feeds us, people are choosing to IGNORE the facts about this unqualified, leftist, radical, puppet of the financiers of the socialist agenda. I call this "Obanity".

When voting records are examined of Obama's vote for infanticide, the victims of Obanity say that is only a technicality. When his work with, for, and organizing the radical group ACORN is verified, the victims of Obanity claim that is just a right-wing smear (they have quit arguing that it isn't true because it's be proven over and over). When his voting record in the Illinois state senate is examined, where he voted"present" 129 times, the victims of Obanity say that he's nuanced, kinda like John Kerry. When graduates of high school argue that Obama's math doesn't add up in his tax policy, the victims of Obanity cry racism. When his big government ideology falls right in line with his membership in the Socialist New Party of Illinois, the victims of Obanity scream, "San Dimas football rocks!"

Please help stamp out Obanity by intervention. If you hear someone who is afflicted with Obanity spouting the stupidity of this disease, the immediate cure is to walk up to them and slap them on the left cheek. If they continue to regurgitate the socialist screed a second application of the antidote may be required.

Please do not hate these people. They are the tragic victims of a horrible disease. Please apply the antidote in a loving, caring, and firm manner and help eradicate this American tragedy before it's too late.

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