She Was NAVY

Didn’t they do this on revenge of the nerds? Louis Skolnick beds Betty Childs on the moon, remember? Stan Gable would be the third leg of the triangle. But the truth is far stranger than fiction.

It seems that a female NAVY Captain had the hots for a NAVY Commander. For you Army folks, that’s a female Colonel and male Lt Colonel. The fly in the ointment seemed to be an Air Force Captain whom the Commander had the hots for. Air Force Captains are actual Captains, not some sissified made up rank like the Navy. Anyway, the NAVY Captain decides to pull rank on this Air Force Captain and drives 900 miles to do it. She didn’t stop for restrooms, she wore a diaper. When she got there, she found the Air Force Captain and threatened her with a BB gun and pepper spray. Apparently the NAVY isn’t very high on real guns.

Air Force Captain calls the cops and the rest is NAVY history. You can’t make this stuff up. Oh yeah, the NAVY Captain and Commander are astronauts. I guess that those background investigations aren’t so in-depth after all.

Sorry to my NAVY buddies for poking you in the eye a little but this was way too easy.