This is News?

This is news? The Associated Press reports today that Al Gore invests in solar, wind, and methane gas energy to offset the $163,000 annual electric bill he runs up. Never mind that his consumption is 12 times what an average Nashville household uses. Never mind that his people say that he doesn’t have to abide with his extremist environmental policies as long as he pays for it with renewable energy offsets. Never mind that he is an elitist that wants to run your life but don’t you dare intrude into his sanctum.

Apparently, it never occurred to Mr. Loser Gore that he could really help the environment a lot more by cutting his own usage and emissions. This is nothing new to us. We’ve known all along that Mr. Gore was powered by hot air and gas.