Nancy Gets Tough

National embarrassment Nancy Pelosi has decided to export her lunacy. This past week she traveled to Israel and now heads to Syria. After trying to ensure the defeat of our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, she is now in the Middle East making an ass of herself over there. The State Department did not want the delegation to go because Syria is a state sponsor of terrorism.

But their fears are unfounded. Ms. Pelosi will be welcomed as a co-patriot in the cause against the Great Satan – the U.S. Despite Muslim enmity toward women, they won’t pass up the opportunity to use her visit in their propaganda campaign against President Bush. It was reported on CNS News that Ms. Pelosi will carry a message to Syria from Israel. I can hear the conversation between her and Assad:

NP: Bashar, I want you to understand that I believe that you are a good man.

BA: Why thank you Nancy (you mangy dog)

NP: What?

BA: Nothing. You were saying?

NP: You are going to get a kick out of this. I asked Olmert if there was a message that I could pass on to you and he said, “Renounce terrorism and stop preparing for war.” I told him that you weren’t a terrorist; that Bush is the real terrorist but it was almost as if he didn’t believe me.

BA: We know who the real terrorist is. I can assure you that I’m not a terrorist and I don’t support terrorism in any way. (infidel)

NP: Huh?

Low-level Minion: Excuse me Mr. President, your tour of the new IED training facility is in 10 minutes.

BA: Thank you Abdul. Nancy I must go. We are opening up a new college for underprivileged teenagers. It’s an innovative concept. They don’t even have to complete high school to be accepted. Perhaps someday you can experience it personally.

NP: I’d love to. I always try to support the less fortunate you know.