Friday, November 17, 2006

Terrorists Who Suck

Not only do terrorists suck, but it sucks to be a terrorist when you run into the good guys.


Title:
NINE TERRORISTS KILLED, NINE DETAINED SOUTH OF YUSUFIYAH
Release Date:
11/16/2006
Release Number:
06-01-01PS
Description:
BAGHDAD, IRAQ – Coalition Forces killed nine terrorists and detained nine suspected terrorists during a raid Thursday just south of Yusufiyah, further diminishing the al-Qaida in Iraq network.

As Coalition Forces approached the targeted area, they called out for people to exit the buildings. Ground forces noticed several armed individuals in a nearby wooded area maneuvering against them.

Close air support was called in to mitigate the threat to the Coalition Forces ground team. Coalition aircraft engaged the terrorists with precision fires. [This means that the aircraft brought the wrath of God upon the insurgents and sent them to hell]

Several of the terrorists killed were wearing suicide vests. [There were secondary explosions. People don't usually blow up when they are hit with gunfire. It probably gave the good guys an adrenaline rush but you can't say that it looked pretty cool. That would not be politically correct.]

This and other recent operations in the region highlight the deliberate, methodical dismantlement of the al-Qaida in Iraq network and those who contribute to its illegal actions. [Our guys are good]

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